This is our 4th Annual Detroit Tigers Home Opener Party.  The Festivities began at 12 pm and the first 50 people thru the door get Baseballs.  There will be a ton of door prizes this year and Tiger Tickets will be given away!  If you have not attended this party, you should, it is a riot.

Pedro: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Roger Dorn: Shit, Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

Major League

Pedro Cerrano;

I’m pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, Joboo. I do it myself.

 

April 5th, 2012

Detroit Tiger Vs. Boston Red Sox

First Pitch 1:05pm

4th  Annual Detroit Tigers Home Opener Party

BALL PARK DOGS

Detroit Dog-Bacon, Cheddar, and Frankie Z’s Zesty Chili sauce….2.5

 Chicago Dog-Frankie Z’s Chili Sauce, Cheese Sauce, Chopped Red Onions, Tomatoes, Sliced Pickles, Mustard and Celery Salt, Pepperoncini & Jalapeno…2.5

Chili Cheese Dog…2.50

Chihuahua Dog (Mexican)-Roasted Tomato Salsa, My Chili, Cheese Sauce, Red Onions, Sour Cream, and Jalapeño….2.5

Polanco Philly Dog-Sautéed Onions, Bell Peppers, Poblanos, and Cheese Sauce…2.5

Reuben Dog-Sauerkraut & Thousand Island….2.5

New York Dog-Thin Sliced White Onion and Spicy Dijon Mustard…2.5

Plain Dog…2

Costner as Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c%%%, the p%%%%, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.