SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-FORMER TIGER AND MEMBER OF 1984 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS DAVE ROZEMA WILL BE ATTENDING OUR PARTY.  From noon to 4, you can come hang out with Dave  and get Autographs Signed and Pictures and Enjoy an Awesome Tiger Opening Day!

This is our 4th Annual Detroit Tigers Home Opener Party.  The Festivities began at 12 pm and the first 50 people thru the door get Baseballs.  There will be a ton of door prizes this year and Tiger Tickets will be given away!  If you have not attended this party, you should, it is a riot.

Pedro: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Roger Dorn: Shit, Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

Major League

Pedro Cerrano;

I’m pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fu** you, Joboo. I do it myself.

 

April 5th, 2012

Detroit Tiger Vs. Boston Red Sox

First Pitch 1:05pm

4th  Annual Detroit Tigers Home Opener Party

BALL PARK DOGS

Detroit Dog-Bacon, Cheddar, and Frankie Z’s Zesty Chili sauce….2.5

 Chicago Dog-Frankie Z’s Chili Sauce, Cheese Sauce, Chopped Red Onions, Tomatoes, Sliced Pickles, Mustard and Celery Salt, Pepperoncini & Jalapeno…2.5

Chili Cheese Dog…2.50

Chihuahua Dog (Mexican)-Roasted Tomato Salsa, My Chili, Cheese Sauce, Red Onions, Sour Cream, and Jalapeño….2.5

Polanco Philly Dog-Sautéed Onions, Bell Peppers, Poblanos, and Cheese Sauce…2.5

Reuben Dog-Sauerkraut & Thousand Island….2.5

New York Dog-Thin Sliced White Onion and Spicy Dijon Mustard…2.5

Plain Dog…2

Costner as Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c%%%, the p%%%%, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.